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HOT, FRESH SALVATION 🙏
great eats. good news.
Source: ChurchTracMEALS WITH A MISSION
Church attendance in the U.S. has plummeted in recent years, leaving in its wake a tsunami of moral depravity:
Crime. Promiscuity. Face tattoos. Nose piercings even. the challenge
WHEN HUNGER CALLS, SO DOES HE.
Source: Grand View ResearchAt the same time, use of online food delivery apps like UberEats and GrubHub has soared to an all-time-high.
What if we used this uptick as an opportunity to not only satisfy appetites, but also remedy the steady decay of values in modern culture?THE INSIGHT
DINNER’S READY. HALLELUJAH!
Evangelicious is a hot new startup on a mission to save the soul of America—one to-go bag at a time.
We partner with faith-based congregations of all sizes to deliver good food and even good-er news straight to the doors of godless heathens nationwide.
Because the quickest way to the soul is through the stomach.The Solution
filling plates. and pews.
1. Order a meal on the EvangelApp.
2. In 25 minutes or less, an incognito missionary will arrive with your food, some helpful reading, and—best of all—the promise of eternal life.
3. Enjoy your tasty meal! And your everlasting salvation.
(Customary gratuity: 10% of annual income.)HOW IT WORKS
Get your Quinoa bowl with a side of eternal life.
SAVIOR APPETITE.
Don't miss this once-in-an-(Earthly)-lifetime investment opportunity. 
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